And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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