i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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