No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
