wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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