She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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