I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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