I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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