Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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