Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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