yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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