I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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