But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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