party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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