im drinking this country out of the recession.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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