If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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