I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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