I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Randomize
