i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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