hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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