What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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