If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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