Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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