just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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