How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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