Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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