sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Mom said you looked used
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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