Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
