you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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