real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Bring me that man meat
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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