i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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