like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
vagina is talking i cant
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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