i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm at about main and main street
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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