i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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