I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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