All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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