your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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