Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I fill condoms, not promises.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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