If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
So. Much. Porn.
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