We're like a lot better than the average bears
my phone needs a breathalizer
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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They are going to name an STD after you.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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