Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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