Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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