I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.