The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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