Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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