why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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