you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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