You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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