I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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