I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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