We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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