Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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