why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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