That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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