Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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