I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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