Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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