Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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