Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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